Oh.. hi Sky, didn't expect you to call back so soon....
So are you satisfied with the SIZE?
Yes, but....
Are you ready to swing again?
Yes... but...
Something troubles you, Sky?
Yes... I got a new weird habit!
Wat's tat?
Each time I passed street corners, lamp posts & even wheels of parked cars....
I have the urge of lifting one leg to pee a little...
Why is tat, doc?
I see, tat's normal & can be expected, Sky.
How come?
Your budget affords only an organ from a ladyboy 'Katoey'!
Some more you bargained for 50% discount!
Tat price is one you get from a doggie...
You still get the top of the range... one of a bulldog.
Why didn't you tell me?
Well, it met all your criterias...
Moreover, you indicated preference of doing the 'doggie' style.
So you get wat you paid for!
Any other questions?
OK doc, my consolation is to pee on someone's wheels & not on my expensive shoes.
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